50 Ways to Delay Obamacare!

By David Kraemer – ConservativeAmerican.org – Leading the way Right
with creative & fun conservative news & views

Now for a musical interlude to the tune of the “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” song by Simon & Garfunkel.

50 Ways to Delay Obamacare

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The problem is all inside your head, he lied to me
You won’t buy my plan if you think so logically
I really don’t care about your struggle or nightmare
I’m busy with fifty ways I can delay Obamacare

He said it’s really just my habit to intrude
Your plan was no good, so lost and misconstrued
So I changed it myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways I can delay, fifty ways to delay Obamacare

Just slip on your back, Jack, then buy a new plan, Stan
Don’t need to be employed, Roy, just listen to me
Hop under my bus, Gus, don’t need to enroll in March
Just raise all the fees, Lee, and get yourself “free”
(repeats 2x)

He lied to Grandma when she was in such pain
Obamacare won’t cover that, so you’ll never smile again
She said, I don’t appreciate that, and could you please explain about the fifty ways

He said, why don’t you just take this pill for pain tonight
And I believe, in the morning you won’t wake to see the light
And then he kissed her and I realized he probably was right
He has his fifty ways he can delay, fifty ways to delay Obamacare


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