If you think Sarah Palin has come up with some “interesting” baby names….she doesn’t hold a candle to other celebrities and what they have come up with. Click Here to watch this very funny video from ABC’s The List to learn more.
Then, click on our “What’s my Palin Name” link at the top right of this page to have some more fun with baby names! Here are some comments from people who have tried the What’s my Palin Name game (click on image to see comments larger):
What’s with those Palin kids’ names? Don’t get me wrong, I love Sarah Palin. She’s a conservative American like I am. I also enjoy a good chuckle now and then and I just have to ask; What’s with the names she and husband, Todd, gave to their kids? You must admit they are a bit unusual. Track. Bristol. Willow. Piper. Trig.
I started to wonder….What would my Palin name be? To satisfy my curiosity, I hired a great computer programmer to create the “ConservativeAmerican.org Palin Name Generator!” Just type in your name and hit enter. The program then uses your first name along with the current date and time to create your own Palin name!Just click “What’s My Palin Name?” at the top right of any of our pages to play. Have fun and share with friends!
Don’t bother leaving comments about how mean we are to Sarah. We are huge Palin fans! This is all in the spirit of good clean fun. Yes, we are poking a bit of fun at those names, but nothing we are doing is viscous or created to cause any harm to Sarah Palin or her family. Relax and smile a bit.
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President Elect Barack Obama is taking a much needed vacation for a few days in Hawaii. Photographers got pictures of him on the golf course relaxing. This morning on FOX News, Gretchen Carlson asked “What is his handicap?” The answer? Of course it is: Joe Biden.
The Office of the President Elect has asked Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich to resign. Blagojevich, of course, does not like that idea. So what if he was trying to sell a US Senate seat, he might say. In his defense, others have probably done this in the past. Blago is just the dummy that got caught. So when will Blagojevich resign? Under what circumstances? We tried to think of a ten things that would result in Blago stepping down.
Blagojevich will resign if…
…all charges against him are dropped and he gets to take Obama’s vacant seat himself
…Revered Jeremiah Wright, Fr. Pfleger AND Rev. Jesse Jackson all promise him he won’t go to hell (Jackson must also stop crying about not being elected the first all-black president)
…he gets a guarantee of no jail time and his wife gets a $300,000 a year job on the board of Planned Parenthood
…$500,000 is secretly deposited in a Swiss bank account in Blago’s name and he is allowed to leave the country
…Obama, Dick Durbin and Rich Daley resign first and agree to give him $50,000 each
…David Axelrod agrees to meet with him and assure him that he won’t go to prison and will instead be appointed to a high ranking position in the justice department
…Tony Rezko agrees to find him some Ocean-front property in Greece where he can retire peacefully
…if he gets to blow up the home of the US Attorney Fitzgerald with the help of Bill Ayers
…if Rashid Khalidi can get him a lucrative job with some business owned by a wealthy Jewish businessman overseas
…if he gets his own book deal and a reality TV series staring his wife, Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus, former Illinois Governor George Ryan (also in prison), and David Cassidy.
Afterall, he (or his talk dirty wife) might say, “I’ve got something really F______ valuable here! I’m not F______ going to give it the F___ away for nothing!”
Tina Fey (the Saturday Night Live star who pretended to be funny while dressed up as Sarah Palin) has a secret. It’s the scar on her face. If you look in the picture above, just to the right of her mouth and below her lip there is quite a large scar on her face. Fey has not been willing to tell anyone where she got the scar until now. And it has not affected her beauty or success.
Apparently early in her career, Fey was doing a photo shoot when the camerman decided to play a little joke on her. He wanted to be popular with his pals and thought by making Fey look stupid, they’d all laugh at her and then he’d be popular. So, he set up the photo shoot with some live barnyard animals in the background. While Fey looked at the camera and did all her poses with smiles, the crew let the animals run around behind her. Seems one of the turkeys ran into the shot and started attacking Fey’s face, causing injuries that resulted in the scar. The media said it was stupid of Fey to do the shot with the live animals. It was just another example of how stupid and uninformed the young woman was. They failed to point out that Fey had no idea that the camerman and his crew had set her up. Instead, they just painted her as stupid, again.
The camerman and his crew went on to live a happy life and entered politics. Fey did not let it knock her down and went on to a great career. The turkey was removed and slaughtered. A reliable source has told ConservativeAmerican.org It was consumed by Sean Hannity and his family for a Thanksgiving dinner feast several years ago.
There are reports out today that the democrat party’s MSNBC media division may be selecting one of its own to run for US Senate! Chris Matthews reportedly wants to run in Pennsy to unseat US Senator Arlen Specter.
The big question is, what party will he run in? I mean he is so fair in his reporting, it is hard to tell what party he belongs to. Guess we’ll just have to wait and see. (Obviously kidding)
Even democrat tv host David Letterman is making money these days because of the popularity of Sarah Palin. Letterman featured Palin on his top ten list (see below). Please note the canned in laughter (apparently real audience likes Sarah too). Also note most of the items on his top ten list are just stupid. My kids did laugh at the last one (number one) though. You probably will too…
We’re glad Attorney General Mukasey seems to be getting good health reports this morning and may be okay. However, we’re not sure about what happened when he collapsed last night while giving a speech. Our guess is that he got the papers of his speech mixed up with his mail that day. As he turned to the next page of his speech, a piece of his mail was there instead. Instead of seeing what he was to read next, he got a glimpse of his latest 401k statement, and like so many of us, simply fainted. That makes much more sense.
Remember all the talk about the dress Michelle Obama had on after the election? It really wasn’t that bad, though the women don’t agree with me on that. It certainly could have been worse. Just ask singer Katy Perry of “I Kissed a Girl” fame…
When Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie started hanging out and being superstars,
Barelle
Hollywood decided to give them one name: “Brangelina.”
Since Barack & Michelle Obama will be the new media darlings, we think they need a name too. How about “Barelle” in a kind way and “Barella” if they do something mean? It could even be “Um-Barella” when Barack is being “thougtful” (ie: saying “Uhm” all the time). It could be “Barchelle” I suppose, but that sounds a bit to feminine. We could try “Barachelle,” but that sounds too Sarah Palin Baracuda-ish. Besides, Barelle has a hint of a French sound too it, so I think we will stick with that. What do you think? Soon we’ll have a president who’s initials are “B.O.” Hmmm. That stinks.
