By Peter Andrew
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Mr. & Mrs. Woods - Happier Times
Tiger Woods is in hiding. In his own home. His bride, Elin Nordegren, is crouching with him. They don’t feel like talking to Police. Do you suppose you could get away with that? If the cops come to your door, just tell them you’re not feeling well and they should come back tomorrow! Like that would work!
Woods supposedly was in a car accident in the early, early morning hours of Friday just outside his own home. Couric-BS News reports he was within his own gated Florida community when his cadilac crashed. The story Elin told police is that she heard the crash from inside the house and came running out. She thought he was trapped in the car, so she used a golf club (did she run back to the house to get that? Or does she always have one handy?) to smash some glass on the car to get him out. Something is not adding up here.
The National Enquirer just ran a story accusing the Hidden Tiger of having a relationship with another woman, Rachel Uchitel. Hmmm…

Rachel Uchitel Does the Splits, sort of.
Could it be that Tiger and Elin were fighting about Rachel when something happened causing his lips to be cut bad enough that he needed to go to the hospital? If so, how would he and Elin explain that injury? How would they handle the media questions? A car accident might be far easier to explain. Yeah, that’s it. A car accident.
Adding fuel to speculation is the fact the cops showed up Friday afternoon to speak to the couple and were turned away. They asked them to come back Saturday as the Tiger was Hiding. Tiger’s people called police to let them know that, gosh, Saturday looked bad too. How is Sunday on the calendar?
Listen to how the police chief words things…
“Saylor said his two officers found the 33-year-old Woods lying in the street with his wife, Elin, hovering over him.
Saylor said Woods’ wife told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and “broke the back window with a golf club.” He said the front-door windows were not broken and that “the door was probably locked. She supposedly got him out and laid him on the ground,” he said. “He was in and out of consciousness when my guys got there.”
Supposedly? Hmmmm.
We don’t claim to know what happened. Like many others, we have questions. you don’t have to give much information about a traffic incident. So, he doesn’t have to give an interview to police. However, it is likely police don’t give two hoots about the accident. It’s more likely that they are investigating a domestic crime. Neither Woods would need to make a comment in that situation either. However, they would have to take part in the interview and go through the formality of saying they have nothing to say. If a crime is being investigated, how come the rich sports guy can just put off the police while you and I would have no chance at such a thing?
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