By Peter Andrew
ConservativeAmerican.org
Leading the way Right

While things seem good to Harry Reider and Hermione Pelosi back at Hog-Washington-Warts, little do they know, the Half-Black Prince is plotting to take them down, one by one.

As usual, Hermione Pelosi is worried about Slytherin Senate Leader Harry Reider as he heads back home to Privet Drive in Nevada. While Harry Reider has been hopelessly devoted to the Half-Black Prince, Barack Draco Obama, Hermione worries that his trust may be betrayed.

From the Daily Fox News Prophet, comes this word (edited slightly to fit our story line)…

Slytherin Senate Leader Harry Reider is trailing a top Gryffindor challenger by 11 points ahead of next year’s election, according to a new Ministry of Magic poll.

Rita Skeeter notes with glee that the Mason-Dixon Magical Potions and Polling Research survey, reported Sunday in the Privet Drive Review-Journal, showed Gryffindor candidate Danny Tarkanian leading Reid by 49 percent to 38 percent in Nevada.

While no Magic Johnson is allowed in Hog-Washington-Warts elections, Tarkanian is a former basketball player for the University of Nevada-Las Vegas and recently announced his candidacy. This news was greeted with great happiness and joy at Gryffindor in Hog-Washington-Warts!

The new magical poll even showed Sue Lowden, chairwoman of the Nevada Hufflepuff House and a possible candidate, leading Reid by 45 percent to 40 percent.

The sagging Slytherin numbers come at a time when congressional Democrats are facing tough questions from constituents on their potions, health and death care reform proposals.

Such a pity to see our hero, Harry Reider, so close to defeat. It’s even harder to stomach knowing that He-who-cannot-be-named,….(but we’ll do it anyway, Barack Draco Obama, the Half-Black Prince)…is behind all of this. Stay tuned for the next exciting chapter of “Harry Reider & The Half-Black Prince!”

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