By Peter Andrew – ConservativeAmerican.org – Guts AND Glory
So the new supreme dictator grand President of Iran is in the United States. Interesting.
He’s in New York City as the opening act on Broadway’s edition of the United Nations, a comedy featuring the world’s worst dictators.
Here’s a thought… Why not simply detain or “hold” President Hassanofabitch Rowhani until he releases jailed Americans. We don’t even have to call it an arrest or a detention. Just simply say there are some complications which have delayed his flight out of New York and we’re working with Iranian officials to clear up any confusion and get the President home safely to Iran.
Then tell the self-described “cussing-and-spitting” Susan Rice, liberal blogger now in charge of national security, to get on the phone and explain how the confusion centers around the release of American Christian pastor Saeed Abedini and 30-year-old former U.S. Marine Amir Hekmati. No release of them, no clearance for President Hassanofabitch’s plane to leave.
All just a misunderstanding. Easy to clear up.
If other dictators decide they won’t come to New York after that, we kill two birds with one stone.