So, rumor has it ex-Vietnam liar and current Secretary of State John Kerry is heading to the Ukraine for a visit. He’s supposed to put his foot down. He’ll promise serious consequences for Russia’s Vladimir Putin if the Russians don’t get out of the Ukraine now!
I have a better idea.
Why don’t we use this as an opportunity to make a deal with ol’ Vladdy. Here’s the deal… Putin captures Kerry, takes him to Russia and promises to keep both Kerry and his plastic face (no fair returning parts) in Russia forever. In return, we’ll promise serious consequences (of course with no intent of acting on them) and we’ll go home.
If Kerry tries flying back to the U.S., do we really have to let him in? He’s based his entire career on lying to gain power, and using power to gain wealthy wives. Wonder if they like ketchup in Moscow?