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Male Performance Tied to Snowfall

By David Kraemer – ConservativeAmerican.org – Leading the way Right.

Now guys, don’t panic! This actually is good news for men!

So, I’m driving back to work after lunch and I hear a report on the radio news about another storm hitting much of the nation.  The reporter interviewed a man in charge of snow plow crews somewhere in Minnesota. It’s what happened next that is such good news I had to share it with you!  The man said the worst of the snow was to come this afternoon during drive time, but then he added…

“The faster the snow falls, the harder it is to get it up!”

OMG!  I was overjoyed!  Here I was about to ask for some of those little purple pills (I’m getting older), and now I find out that’s not the problem at all!  So guys, don’t panic, it’s not you!  It’s just the freaking snowfall! I guess that must have something to do with libido. Can’t wait to share the news with my wife!

Phew! That was a close one.

 

Note to anyone offended by this post: Oh, shuddup.  It was funny and you know it.  We need a little more laughter in our lives these days. 

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