Mukasey Sees 401K Statement

We’re glad Attorney General Mukasey seems to be getting good health reports this morning and may be okay.  However, we’re not sure about what happened when he collapsed last night while giving a speech.  Our guess is that he got the papers of his speech mixed up with his mail that day.  As he turned to the next page of his speech, a piece of his mail was there instead.  Instead of seeing what he was to read next, he got a glimpse of his latest 401k statement, and like so many of us, simply fainted.  That makes much more sense.

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