What’s My Palin Name?
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We have to admit the names Todd & Sarah Palin gave to their kids (Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig) are a bit “unusual.” We wonder; what would they have named us? All in good fun, we present our Copyrighted “ConservativeAmerican.org Palin Name Generator.”
Type name & hit “Generate my Palin Name!” You’ll see your new “birth date” & Palin first and middle name! Print as a keepsake! Email to friends! Play as many times as you like! (Scroll down to see your Palin name). Because it is based on the time you play and your name, you’ll get a different answer each time. We updated the names list on 7/5/9 adding nearly 100 more names and creating thousands of possible combinations! Enjoy!
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December 23rd, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Bobber Bucket Palin, lllllllllll I have been called a lot worse than that.
January 1st, 2009 at 9:20 am
Baggage Surprise Palin - What a ripoff this name could belong to anyone who flies on American Airlines!!!!
January 1st, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Michael,
Now THAT is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the good laugh.
January 6th, 2009 at 8:46 am
Stingray Algebra Palin
January 9th, 2009 at 12:50 am
Annual Shorts? I change them more ofthen than that!
January 9th, 2009 at 9:47 am
Wow! Driving Skat Palin!
I don’t know if I’m a German card game, a yacht, the Danish Tax Authority, a star in Ursa Major, a river and/or cable company in Bulgria or a Russian stealth drone. It reallydoesn’t matter. I’m just glad to be part of the Palin family - I know I’ll be loved and well looked after. The U.S. should be so lucky.
January 9th, 2009 at 10:06 am
In reading about Orthodox missionaries in Alaska, I’ve seen that the tribal people like to name their children after places (i.e. “bristol” willow”) or nature. This could be Todd’s doing as well. The Orthodox usually have a Christian saint’s name as their middle name when baptized. This is an interesting phenomena of people living at one with their lands.
January 10th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Bison Fireplace Palin
I like it!!
January 14th, 2009 at 12:36 am
Pretty cool name from a pretty cool lady! Palin 2012!!
January 22nd, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Tack Nylon Palin - among the best so far…??
January 25th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Trick Norse Palin !!!!!! Now that’s a WINNER!!!
January 28th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
haha…funny…I kinda like it ..thanks for helping to keep it light where we can
January 28th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
OH forgot to leave the new me Name…Outside Cheerleader Palin. I can relate!!)
January 28th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
CLOT FLOW PALIN ! what’s up with that?
January 29th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Trolley Bucket Palin… must be the San Francisco connection.
February 1st, 2009 at 12:49 am
Holiday Treehouse Palin…..is it sad that I actually like this?
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Hot Tub Ran Palin! I’ll take it. We just need to pray for our country and leaders. God Bless!
February 9th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Jet Cracker Palin…nice ring, dontcha think? Thanks for the smile.
February 20th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Chair Stoke Palin!!
March 6th, 2009 at 12:51 am
Stumble Cockpit Palin - I don’t get it but I am clumsy and would hate to ride in the cockpit, but Sarah might like it.
March 26th, 2009 at 12:12 am
I now feel like a true Palin - Montego Spruce. Would not be surprised if my name ends up gracing a Palin grandchild one day!
March 26th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Shade Pistol Palin
Wow…for anybody who knows me, that is perfect. I think I shal abbreviate it to S. Pistol Palin. Sounds much more mysterious.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Mine is Train Zig Palin i’ll just call myself T. Z Palin. Just hope it isn’t Bidens Amtrak
March 27th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Blindfold Rest Palin…..I’ll leve the images up to y’all!
March 27th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Dock Tracker Palin- Hope it’s a long, long dock!
July 15th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Comments from TammyBruce.com about this post…
Kelly March 25, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Hmm…mine was “Bounder Driving Palin”. I have no idea what that means. I know Bounder isn’t a new car model, so what is it? Moose? Caribou?
What do I know? I’m a city girl.
2 John March 25, 2009 at 5:36 pm
I’m Sort Cracker Palin. I guess Cracker is appropriate since I’m white, though I’ll probably just call myself Sort.
3 LauraVW March 25, 2009 at 5:50 pm
All right, here’s what I got:
Sack Shade Palin
SACK SHADE!
Forget it, I’m S.S. Palin, the sleekest ship of them all.
4 NavajoSierra March 25, 2009 at 6:30 pm
I love mine: Topper Cruise Palin! Whoo hoo!
5 LongviewCyclist March 25, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Hot tub Zip Palin.
Hell yeah, gurl.
6 April March 25, 2009 at 7:09 pm
“Sort Station Palin” here!
7 Larry March 25, 2009 at 7:11 pm
I’m Counter Glow Palin
8 pat_s March 25, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Grass Spriggy Palin. Refreshing.
9 1akn March 25, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Tammy, great comments today re: Gov Palin on Laura’s show. I agree we must rally around her because the critics will continue this partisan political bloodsport if we don’t. Since Aug 29, the attacks on her and her family have been relentless. Now that she’s back in Alaska the frivolous ethics complaint and FOIA requests from critics, and tasergate have put the governor on the course to personal bankruptcy. Her personal legal debt is $500,000 and growing, and the cost to the state is unquantifiable at this point. Just a couple of examples of the hundreds: one complaint was filed by a fictional soap opera character, and the latest complaint was filed because she wore Arctic Cat snow gear at the Iron Dog start. Here’s a link to her press statement: http://www.gov.state.ak.us/news.php?id=1723
By the way, I’m Flow Typer Palin.
10 M Mansker March 25, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Beach Scrat Palin LOL
Scrat was my favorite in Ice Age
11 Tink March 25, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Cuff Baggage Palin.
Sounds like I’m a baggage handler that got caught.
12 anenigma2u March 26, 2009 at 12:00 am
Twin Engine Kapow Palin
OK, the girls make me a little top heavy, I admit. But Kapow? I’m thinking this might be my Palin stripper name.
13 wilde1 March 26, 2009 at 12:32 am
I am Glow Tub palin
14 artgal March 26, 2009 at 1:49 am
Montego Nord Palin
For some reason, that sounds about right.
15 Sgt Hardkill March 26, 2009 at 3:17 am
YEESSSSSS!
Pistol Mile High Palin it is. ‘Cos I love guns and, well, you know the rest…
Hardkill Out.
16 Padrooga March 26, 2009 at 7:48 am
My Palin Name….
Battery Betcha Palin
Well U Betcha I love it…
17 claudia in ny March 26, 2009 at 7:51 am
i think i got first prize:
Barracuda Thong Palin!
wow…i feel honored.
18 Padrooga March 26, 2009 at 7:52 am
If the place where bikes race is a velodrome,
And the place where planes hang out is an aerodrome,
Does this mean that where the Palin family lives is…. a Palindrome?
Does this also imply her kids keep her going backwards and forwards all the time?
19 Kimj7157 March 26, 2009 at 7:52 am
Bam Standing Palin.
Hmmm… .
20 Sean H. March 26, 2009 at 8:03 am
SPRIGGY DANDELION PALIN? HMM
21 KatieSilverSpring March 26, 2009 at 8:22 am
Gateway Carpet Palin here. Like Tammy I will make it more disgustingly mysterious by just middle initialing: here is Gateway C. Palin – that’s my name, whaddaya ganna do about it?
Kelly, I think bounder is a dog type, not a breed, a type.
22 calamity March 26, 2009 at 8:46 am
Rail Skoot Palin I like it. Lots of fun. I think as hard as the left is working to destroy Governor Palin, there must be a there there. (sorry for mangling Alice)
23 palin2012 March 26, 2009 at 9:11 am
Tangy Beach Palin – too funny.
24 Shawmut March 26, 2009 at 9:37 am
Before we consider Palin and if 2012 elections are not blocked by White House interpretation of the Constitution, I’d like to witness some real grit; walk not talk, by Republicans and conservatives.
Palin may find herself as the “Prosecutor on the Hustings”, leading the effort to expose the nonsense. (Compare her grit to “victory gardens, teleprompted spontenaity, White House Hair-burner, the macho-tenselim of Baraq’s gym workouts [compared to her day to day work in a near-frontier environment]).
I’m not discounting her as a 2012 candidate. She has my vote.
But remember something: Throwing the block that helps the team make a touchdown is a dynamic move.
But, the real issues are here and now. That is TODAY. Wake Up. The coffee is getting too cold to smell.
This guy in the White House has to be trimmed back, day-by-day, hour-by-hour, relentlessly; made a fool, a fop, a deceptive chameleon.
A sophisticated voter really sees the truth. Ironically, he could be taken down intellectually by a hat stand. Even that intellectual dynamism is canned.
Here’s some hope:
“A wave of voter disgust at business as usual on Beacon Hill has swamped Gov. Deval Patrick, (D)dealing the first-term governor a devastating credibility blow that leaves his re-election hopes shaken…”.
He’s threatened from within his own party. A great friend of Baraq, Patrick’s campaign was seen to be the prototype for his chum from Boston (who landed here anonymously) via Chicago.
OH yes, I should mention that he served in a financial institution as a legal counsel or VP.
Small wonder.
25 josai March 26, 2009 at 9:40 am
SILENCE!! You will now refer to me as Santa Soap Palin instead of King Richard! XD
26 marleed March 26, 2009 at 9:57 am
Back Button Palin here… not exactly sure about the significance of it, but I like alliteration!
27 pjb March 26, 2009 at 9:58 am
Tack Skirt Palin
HA HA HA
28 Larry March 26, 2009 at 10:03 am
I put in BHO’s name and got Back Wand Palin
29 Alan K. Henderson March 26, 2009 at 10:18 am
Sat Toy Palin. That sounds like a name for a Cambodian monk. Can she see the Angkor Wat from her house?
30 Condignity March 26, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Mine is better than yours: SKRAT CHEERLEADER PALIN!!! I LOVE IT!!!
31 Perry March 27, 2009 at 7:44 am
As someone who lives 12 miles from Denver, Colorado, “Wait Mile High Palin” was most perfect. How did it know? I love it.
August 27th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Candidate Ticket Palin - what else?
September 13th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Guantanamo Bay Mooring Palin ……. Gitmo Palin?
November 10th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
DROG RAIL PALIN - D.R. PALIN — COOL!!
November 10th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Beach Twag Palin…an idiotic name from an idiotic person
November 10th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
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November 11th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Airline Pilot Palin. nice
December 7th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Drog Sort Palin
I like it
December 7th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Only that's not the name you got, is it? I don't remember any "Drog" in our program.
December 8th, 2009 at 12:51 am
Mesh Bobber Palin I think I'll wait a while and try again. LOL
December 11th, 2009 at 5:36 am
OK, that's weird- Tack is actually one of my nick names…
December 11th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
We knew that! (?)
December 15th, 2009 at 5:35 am
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December 22nd, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Flagging Pole Palin.
well… i think i like helena more. ehm…
December 24th, 2009 at 2:44 am
I don't get my Palin name… Twig Outside Palin?
February 6th, 2010 at 10:28 pm
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February 7th, 2010 at 1:06 am
Springy Critter Palin ……
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March 1st, 2010 at 6:58 am
Spriggy Tampa Palin
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March 8th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Pole Sky Dive Palin - I believe mine earns me an entry in the Guinness World Records 2011 book.
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