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#Sweet16 Basketball = #Bitter16 for Liberal #MarchMadness!

By David Kraemer – ConservativeAmerican.org – Leading the way Right
with creative and fun conservative news and views.

While Fox News has latched itself to Conservative American U.S. Senate Candidate Ben Sasse‘s “Constitutional Madness,” we released our own “Liberal Madness” the same day. With competition so far, we’re down to the Sweet 16,… wait, scratch that. These liberals are certainly the BITTER 16!

Political March Madness

Liberal Madness Bracket – Click to Enlarge

Making up the Bitter 16 field, and competing to be in the Elitist 8:
SOUTH
Hillary Clinton vs. Janet Napolitano
Rosa Brooks vs. Vivek Kundra
Our predictions: Clinton should beat Napolitano and we’ll guess Brooks takes Kundra in the other.

EAST
Barack Hussein Obama vs. Jacob Lew
Racist Eric Holder vs. Andrew “No Conservatives Welcome” Cuomo
Our predictions: B-Rock should easily clobber Treasury nut Jacob Lew, and we predict hating conservatives outranks hating white people in the liberal world. That means Cuomo should beat Holder in a close one.

WEST
Nancy “Pass it to see what’s in it” Pelosi vs. Islamist Extremist Obama Pal Dalia Mogahed
Carol Socialist Browner vs. Harry Reid-er and his Half-Black Princes
Our predictions: Even the socialist-union-democrats know the war on terror is not their issue. Mogahed will fall to the plastic Pelosi. The other match pits two ultra socialists against each other; the angry wrinkled Harry Reid-er and the card-carrying Socialist Obama pal, Carol Browner. We’re giving this one to Harry Reid-er, but it will be close.

MIDWEST
In the battle of the most-hated: Michelle “You’re too fat” Obama vs. Mary Landrieu
In the media battle: David Rhodes CBS News Prez. vs. Powerhouse Oprah Winfrey.
Our predictions: Michelle will do whatever is necessary to defeat Landrieu. This one won’t be played fairly, but Queen Michelle-uh will win. Katie the Palin-Hater and Danny Boy the Bush-hater pretty much killed C-BS News. We see Rhodes as a weakling compared to Chicago street-gang politics princess Oprah Winfrey. Winfrey wins easily.

So, our guess for the Elitist 8:
Hillary RahmRod Clinton vs. Rosa ‘bailout the liberal press’ Brooks
President B-Rock vs. President wannabe Andrew Cuomo
Plastic Pelosi vs. Harry Reid-er in the battle of the Houses.
Queen Michelle Obama (if she’s back from her 417th vacation) vs. Oprah Winfrey in the battle of the larger than life backsides.

What are you predictions?!

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